Little Red Riding Hood

"Well", thought Red Riding Hood, "she has a point. I do have a great voice." She smiled back at her grandmother. Her grandmother smiled back. Her grandmother's smile was full of filthy, jagged teeth, rimmed in red. Had she been eating tomato soup?
"Grandmother," she said, leaning in,
"What big teeth you have!"

"ALL THE BETTER TO EAT YOU WITH!"
Little Red Riding Hood's eyes bugged out in horror, but before she could even blink the Wolf had gobbled her right up.